[VerySadAmerican]

The man is in a wheelchair and he’s braver than the governor. I’ll be proud to stand beside him on the Red River. I wasn’t born in Texas but I got here as fast as I could.

[Resolute Conservative]

People overlook that most of the Alamo patriots were not born here either. Texans none the less.

[re_nortex]

I wasn’t born in Texas but I got here as fast as I could.

Likewise with Senator Ted Cruz and Ted Nugent both of whom embody more authentic Texas values than natives such as the baby killer apologist Willie Nelson and his best friend, Wendy Davis.

[advertising guy]

I own land on that river...I’ll be there

[sayfer bullets]

I’ll be proud to stand beside him on the Red River. I wasn’t born in Texas but I got here as fast as I could.

At least (the fetching Missus' Bullets and) my sprouts are native Texans...and they remind me. :)

[X-spurt]

Rick ain’t been someone nobama has been able to push around, but Abbott is proving out to be tougher than a wood hauler’s ass.