Throw tortoises at the BLM. Use a catapult and rain tortoises down on their heads. Send boxes of tortoises via FedEX to BLM forts.
Say remember the scene in “Wanted” with Angelina Jolie and James McAvoy with the rats, watches and peanut butter. Hilarity ensues anytime rats and peanut butter mix.
LOL The Bundys do have some dead cows now that they could catapult at any attackers.
Would make for a quality father/son weekend .. build a tortoise trebuchet .. perfect time for 'the talk' about the Constitutional birds/bees !