Back in the early 80’s the youngest boy, who was in high school at the time,got tired of the spandex-nazis riding in clusters instead of single file, and other obnoxious acts.
He filled the windshield washer reservoir on his rabbit with an ammonia and water mix and redirected the nozzles to spray to the right side.
Cruising down the valley road and coming upon a group of puffing poofters and a couple of squirts from the re-purposed windshield washers would cause all sorts of grief and agony among the gaggle of bikers.
He finally got found out and I had to make yet another effort to keep him out of the Sheriff’s clutches.
God, I loved that kid.
Funny. My old man used to put fox piss in his. Dam. He would spray that on ‘different’ types of people.