[Moonman62]

Major Michael Wood said during a press conference that Winston told authorities that he just forgot to pay the $32 for the crab legs and other seafood items.

Totally unbelievable that a person could forget to pay for a pile of seafood at Publix.

[Red Badger]

Like Steve Martin’s old routine about “How to have a million bucks and not pay ANY taxes.”

First, get a million bucks.
Then when the IRS comes calling, just say, “I forgot!”..................