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US astronauts should use trampolines to get into space, Russian official says
foxnews.com ^ | April 30, 2014 | FoxNews

Posted on 04/30/2014 1:25:00 PM PDT by Reaganez

A Russian official angered over new sanctions that the United States imposed on Russia over the Ukraine crisis is suggesting that American astronauts get to the International Space Station by using trampolines instead of rockets. "The United States introduced sanctions against our space industry... We warned them, we will reply to statements with statements, to actions with actions," Deputy Prime Minister Dmitry Rogozin, who heads Russia's defense industry, said on Twitter, according to Reuters. American astronauts depend on Russian rockets to get to the ISS, but after the U.S. imposed sanctions – which deny export licenses for high-tech items that could aid Russia’s military -- Rogozin offered up a different idea. "I propose that the United States delivers its astronauts to the ISS with the help of a trampoline," he said.

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; Russia
KEYWORDS: iss; muslimoutreach; nasa; russia; spaceprogram; trampoline; wewillferryyou
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To: backwoods-engineer
Good thing America's space program is still number one....

..in making Muslims feel good about themselves and pushing global warming.

Dang it.

21 posted on 04/30/2014 2:16:17 PM PDT by DannyTN
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To: backwoods-engineer
Good thing America's space program is still number one....

..in making Muslims feel good about themselves and pushing global warming.

Dang it.

22 posted on 04/30/2014 2:16:17 PM PDT by DannyTN
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To: mikrofon

Mohamhead rode a donkey over the moon once. Maybe we could borrow that since we mad the Muslims feel good.


23 posted on 04/30/2014 2:17:35 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart (How's that 'lesser evil' workin' out for ya?)
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To: Norm Lenhart
"There should not be one SECOND this country took a back door to anyone and leave itself open to this."

So true! Maybe we can have the Chinese manufacture us some space shuttles.

24 posted on 04/30/2014 2:19:23 PM PDT by DannyTN
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25 posted on 04/30/2014 2:19:25 PM PDT by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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To: DannyTN

Might as well. Apparently building or doing anything for ourselves is offensive to other cultures. Which is of course, the ultimate sin.

and when we do it takes over a trillion dollars in union extortion to make it fly.


26 posted on 04/30/2014 2:22:19 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart (How's that 'lesser evil' workin' out for ya?)
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To: Vermont Lt

I’m not sure his remarks were translated correctly from the Russian.

I’ll bet it was something more like, “You can go take a flying leap.”


27 posted on 04/30/2014 2:48:55 PM PDT by SargeK
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To: The Sons of Liberty

NASA is too busy promoting Global Warming (TM) to have a space program.


28 posted on 04/30/2014 3:14:56 PM PDT by kaehurowing (FIGHT BULLYING, UNINSTALL FIREFOX)
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To: logic101.net

Who couldn’t see that coming?


29 posted on 04/30/2014 3:27:23 PM PDT by luvbach1 (We are finished. It will just take a while before everyone realizes it.)
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To: Norm Lenhart

Today’s America is not of the same stock. Hell, forget demographics and just consider the overall cultural decline—we can’t even teach that normalcy is normal anymore! I’m afraid the 0bama administration is just a symptom, an opportunistic infection. I hope you get your wish, but I wouldn’t hold my breath.


30 posted on 04/30/2014 3:36:00 PM PDT by Trod Upon (Every penny given to film and TV media companies goes right into enemy coffers. Starve them out!)
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To: Reaganez
NASA was set on this course long ago. The decision to surrender our space capability came long ago.
Shameful in my opinion. As I watch the movie The Right Stuff; I am reminded there was time when this could do anything; and had the will to do it.

http://www.thespacereview.com/article/1887/1

31 posted on 04/30/2014 3:42:43 PM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (Obama lied; our healthcare died.)
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To: kaehurowing

Sad but true. That, and Muslim outreach.

NASA is not the great entity that it was to me in my younger years.


32 posted on 04/30/2014 5:14:21 PM PDT by FamiliarFace
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To: HereInTheHeartland

Sometimes when I feel like reminiscing, I remember how great it was that we actually put men on the moon with the advanced technology of the slide rule. And then brought them home again. Magnificent!


33 posted on 04/30/2014 5:17:19 PM PDT by FamiliarFace
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To: FamiliarFace

We all watched the rocket launches; great admiration for the astronauts and the people making it all happen.
It really is tough to watch the Right Stuff now knowing how NASA has been turned into a pseudo science climate change and Muslim outreach waste of money.
But I hate to sound like an old person and live in the past. There are many amazing innovations happening right now all around us.
They are just different; and not as cool to watch as a mighty rocket heading into space.


34 posted on 04/30/2014 5:38:11 PM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (Obama lied; our healthcare died.)
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To: bayliving
You know, they used to be called jumpolines until Obama’s mother jumped on one.

Hey kid, after THAT party, you should be thankful you don't bark.

35 posted on 04/30/2014 6:20:26 PM PDT by Dartman (CDN PM Stephen Harper may not be perfect, but we don't have to be ashamed or embarassed of him.)
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To: logic101.net

He didn’t have to perpetuate it and make it harder (if not impossible) to get back in the game.


36 posted on 04/30/2014 9:17:50 PM PDT by Olog-hai
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