Good grief. Must have been a slow night for the cops.
16 different law enforcement agencies responded.
SIXTEEN different police departments responded to some stupid kids pissing in the halls.
By comparison:
http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/San-Jose-Business-Questions-Lack-of-Police-Response-to-Burglary-248290131.html
(Note: San Jose has over 1,000,000 population, the largest city in Northern California, and considers itself the “heart of SillyCon Valley”)
and consider:
http://www.sfgate.com/crime/article/Oakland-burglaries-barely-investigated-4503461.php
(Oakland is far poorer town than San Jose, and has population of only 400,000, but like San Jose Oakland’s police do not really respond very well to burglaries)
SOLUTION: -— put up signs asking all burglars to please piss on the walls in your house when they break in! This way, you’ll not only get police response, you’ll get Sixteen Police Departments all responding at once to help you!
Problem Solved.
I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt on this one. I know it was well outside school hours, but when a police department shows up at a school building because an alarm has been triggered and they arrive to find dozens of people running around and fleeing the building, I can see why they’d err on the side of caution here.