Every single gun owner I know has FAR more self control than your average liberal.
Liberals. Huh. I know two liberals that have a 15 month old son.
One is an NP, the other an OB/GYN.
They need a back up nanny.
Here is the want-ad copy I would like to donate to them (my girlfriend won’t let me the NP is her daughter):
Wanted: nanny for 15 month old child PT.
Must be agnostic, preferably atheist, tattoo sleeves and body piercings desired, must be anti-gun, anti-speech, pro-abortion, pro-amnesty, pro-Obama, registered democrat, preferably (pick one) LGBTQ.
Pay, much less than minimum wage, no benefits, be on call at our whim, must provide own bus fare or bicycle (no polluting car owners please).
We are an EEO employer, but we will have you under full video/audio surveillance from driveway to bedroom.
If things work out, we may want you to spend the night (we have a kingsize bed so the three of will be very confortable no matter what positions we assume.
If interested just call 1-800 ANTICHRIST