Is this a popcorn-worthy thread?
I popped a fresh batch before clicking.
I would buy the popcorn to see both of these ani flambés mud-wrestle naked with 10 starving pitbulls ... and Oprah ... while Brownies plinked at them with Daisy air rifles ... for charity of course.
The winner (or survivor) to receive a six-month, all-expense paid tour to Chechnya. Suggest Maya Angelou as narrator.