Oh gosh.
First, I couldn’t sleep at night because of the impending disaster caused by Global Warming.
Next, I couldn’t sleep at night because of the impending disaster caused by Global Climate Change.
Next, I couldn’t sleep at night because of the racism being spewed by Donald Sterling.
Now, I can’t sleep at night because of the impending disaster that will be caused by space junk.
I am concerned that soon I will be unable to sleep at night because of the lack of potential man-made disasters.
What is a Freeper to do?
Next, I couldn’t sleep at night because of the impending disaster caused by Global Climate Change.
Next, I couldn’t sleep at night because of the racism being spewed by Donald Sterling.
Now, I can’t sleep at night because of the impending disaster that will be caused by space junk.
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Thanks for your thoughts & humor...
The first two are proven-bogus impending "disasters"...
The Sterling-NBA flap has used up it's 15 minutes on this news cycle.... Then again (& JMO):
There will be 15 more minutes for this one....
.....When he prefers charges for illegal wiretapping a private conversation...
-- AND successfully sues the NBA et als for defamation of character & interfering with his personal/privately owned business interests.
(He has a constitutional right to be a bigoted idiot and still say what he pleases in private-- & the reputation of his business interests remain protected by civil law)
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The Kessler Syndrome is real research with real scientific probabilities
(If I recall correctly... the Cascade Theory was his doctoral thesis)....
--YET--
The "disaster" will take place in orbit -- rendering a lot of spaced-base tech useless...
I guess that's better than lying awake at night wondering if some satellite is going to land in your back yard...
.... OOoorrr....
Put a knot on your punkin'....
Just say'n....
ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND