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To: Kaslin

“Mr. president: we have received a phone call from Al Qaeda concerning Benghazi. They say they have the Ambassador, but he was mistakenly killed. They also say that they are prepared to wipe out our 30 plus people at the CIA site.”

“Well, Hillary, what do they want?”

“First, no rescue attempt. Second, we pull everybody out of Benghazi. Third, no retaliation strikes. Fourth, weapons, armored vehicles and night vision equipment. Fifth, $6,000,000,000 in cash. Sixth, you and I make a humiliating video apologizing to Moslems.”

“Valerie; what do you think?”

“Well, Barack, I think we should get something in return. First, we get the bodies and prisoners back. Second, the American press and people don’t hear about this. Third, no use of antiaircraft missiles.”

“Tell them that’s the deal, Hillary.”

“Yes, Mr. President.”

Click

“Now what, Valerie?”

“Now we win the 2012 election.”


4 posted on 05/11/2014 11:26:35 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: blueunicorn6

I would not be surprised if this actually happened


5 posted on 05/11/2014 11:39:12 AM PDT by Kaslin (He needed the ignorant to reelect him, and he got them. Now we all have to pay the consequenses)
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