Somehow Vladimir Putin Scores Six Goals in an Amateur Hockey Game (21-4 rout)

The Wire ^ | 05/11/14 | Adam Chandler

[Dr. Sivana]

I do understand, that in North Korean hockey, what awaits you in the penalty box is different than what you see elsewhere.

Did you know that Kim Jung Il invented the Zamboni?

[dennisw]

Vlad is the Peoples hero! A great Helmsman like Chairman Mao!

[goldstategop]

At 61, he’s fit and plays better than men half his age.

Turns out he’s a talented amateur hockey player to score six goals!

[dennisw]

There’s nothing wrong with Putin trying to create a Legend for himself.Afterall Obama has been doing the same thing for the last six years and failing miserably at it.

True. The lefties tried to establish a cult of personality for the jug eared genius

[dennisw]

Is there anything Vlad cannot do? Maybe hoops. Jug Ears and Reggie dominate!!!

[gdani]

With one skate AND one hand tied behind his back... and his uniform set aflame... while downing a gallon of Vodka.

Truly... an amazing athlete...

Half the goals were short-handed, even while Putin was wearing one of those movement-restricting shirt things!

[henkster]

Vlad has no ups; can’t play basketball. On the other hand, I’ll bet he’s played some hockey in his life and knows his way around the rink, even if he’s not Evegeni Malkin. Unlike 0bama, who probably does not skate well.

I would like to see Putin check 0bama on the boards. 0bama would probably wet himself.

[Buckeye McFrog]

The Pens sure could have used him.

[Iron Munro]

True. The lefties tried to establish a cult of personality for the jug eared genius

And lets not forget the media narative over Michelle, the perpetually vacationing moose.

How we have been bombarded endlessly about "The lovely First Lady", her "wonderfully toned arms", and "her exquisite sense of style".

As if we were all blind.

[Iron Munro]

Is there anything Vlad cannot do?

Ride a girls bicycle wearing Mom Jeans?

[NFHale]

He would have gotten more goals obviously, if he had not had to wrestle the Kodiak Bear that was continuously attacking him... He defeated that animal by simply staring it to death, but it was already well into the third period by that point...

and then there was the little matter of fighting off half of Ukraine while on the ice, in the Second period.

[DocJhn]

Meanwhile 0 gets Reggie to fix his flat tire on his purple bike!

[Yaelle]

The man in that photo is wearing a shirt, how do we know it is actually him?

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Rofl!!

[ansel12]

Putin does not project being a “man’s man” to me, while he doesn’t appear to a practicing homosexual, NONE of us have EVER seen a man so desperate to appear as “manly”.

[Yaelle]

Check Putin - end up in Siberia!

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At best! No wonder he scored so many goals! Even the goalie had better save himself and not the puck!

[NFHale]

...while washing the Mom jeans...

[dennisw]

She a big bone girl and doesn’t know what to do with herself (her huge hulk) You know how tall women try to minimize their stature

[dennisw]

Vlad is plenty virile compared to Hussein. World leaders see this. Obungu can snow stupid Euros and Americans but no one else

[ansel12]

In his own way, Putin is every bit as gay as Obama, I could never associate with a guy so unsure of his masculinity as the shirtless one, with all of his costume poses, and super hero antics.