Posted on 05/20/2014 11:33:07 AM PDT by Kaslin
Well, it’s official, the future generations are a bunch of pu$$ies.
Next they’ll want trigger warnings on the trigger warnings.
Why just go all the way and be done with it?
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This will be another reason I might eschew university; a bunch of people walking around with a bunch of different triggers, making socializing a nerve wracking experience.
I find the use of the word “trigger” offensive since it brings to mind thoughts of those evil fully suppressed .9mm caliber full auto loading S&W Glock Assault rifle pistols. I can’t be expected to stand for this. Not even a little bit.
First generation Eloi.
But think of all the fun you’ll miss making liberals blow a gasket.
Are the words, “You’re fired!” a trigger that could destroy their fragile, little egos?
Maybe that’s what happened to that kid who attacked the Christian guy at a college or university. Anyone care to post the video because I can’t find it. It might have been pulled again by GoogTube.
The t-word.
Hey, I’m going to start talking about being hit with a hammer. So you are all warned that if my talking about being hit with a hammer is going to make you think about one time when you were hit with a hammer, and you want to avoid thinking about being hit with a hammer, well then hey, here is your warning that I’m going to talk about getting hit with a hammer.
You now have 20 seconds to leave, and go elsewhere, where you won’t be thinking at all about being hit with a hammer.
Man, these warning triggers are wonderful and certain to prevent people from thinking about the things that might bother them.
I saw many things in my calculus classes and theoretical physics class that upset me.
So what’s this phenomenon going to be called?
Pre-traumatic Stress Disorder?
The word “Trigger” reminds me of horses...
...and how cruel man is to horses...
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Excuse me, I have to go call PETA...
Linear Algebra traumatized me for life...
Thanks for the trigger warning.
Now I can avoid having your subsequent postings remind me of that time I got hit by a hammer. I’ve finally managed to put getting hit by a hammer completely out of my mind. I’ve reached a point in my life where I never think about being hit by a hammer, and I am grateful to you for allowing me to continue my life, thinking about anything I want to think about - except, of course, being hit by that hammer.
We should ban the word trigger, it rhymes with the n-word.
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