Barack Obama to Seattle Seahawks: I GOT JOKES!!!!

TMZ ^ | 5/21/14

[kcvl]

Barack Obama to Seattle Seahawks: I GOT JOKES!!!! 5/21/2014 12:42 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Host: "Welcome to comedy hour here at the White House! Next up ... a very funny comedian ... hails all the way from Nairobi ...(pauses for laughter) ... just kidding! But seriously, You've seen this guy on "Tonight Show" and also you may know him from killing Osama bin Laden .... ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for the comedic stylings of BARACK OOOOOBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!"

Yes, the Headliner-Of-State broke out the jokes during a speech at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. today to honor the reigning Super Bowl champion Seattle Seahawks.

Obama zinged Richard Sherman, Marshawn Lynch and even Russell Wilson's hair -- some of it was actually not bad.

Check out the clip ... and remember, tip your wait staff.

http://www.tmz.com/2014/05/21/barack-obama-seattle-seahawks-jokes-white-house-super-bowl/#ixzz32Ppiz29b

[kcvl]

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[2ndDivisionVet]

How many veterans died during his set?

[M1911A1]

I enjoyed every bit of the Hawks run to the Superbowl.

This, not so much.

[Graewoulf]

Uh - - - , yeah.

Obama IS the joke.

[Mr Ramsbotham]

There’s nothing funny about Barack Obama.

[RPTMS]

The joke is between his legs.

[willywill]

I say you give any president his traditions, and hosting champions is one. did the left give any quarter in this respect to bush?, mostly no, but i think that if politics is a fight for the independent vote, always crying wolf makes you lose credibility when you are trying to sway them with a real issue.

[clintonh8r]

0bama/Seahawks....An I-don’t-care twofer!

[Republican1795.]

Except maybe those dumbo ears though.

[MaxMax]

Independents are voters who will vote Republican if they act like Democrats.

Some are Conservative but say Independent because they don't want to be harassed.

Most are Democrats who are embarrassed by their votes, but will not change.

[PghBaldy]

Strange that this detached and aloof Prez can be very engaged and passionate about sports and entertainment, yet when it comes to the IRS tyrannizing the loyal opposition, or gun running that kills Americans, or terror at Benghazi or least but not least, the homicides in the VA system, he can’t even believable fake passion.

[funfan]

That’s because he could care less about any of those things. He is a despicable LIAR and a sorry excuse for a human being.

[hosepipe]

right

[itssme]

This POS can become engaged and passionate about pleasuring himself, be it with Reggie, sports or entertainment. I recently saw the movie The Bad Seed, with Patty McCormick...saw it once b/4 and found it fascinating. I immediately saw a similarity between McCormick's character and obozo. Both of them have no feelings for people, their pain and suffering, etc. Bot of them are only interested in what THEY want, and will go to any length to achieve it. obozo is responsible for the deaths of four men in Benghazi. He is also involved in the deaths of those who were his lovers at one time..Nachum has a list of deaths contributed to obozo if folks are interested in reading about it. Both of them are charming and charismatic, and cold and unfeeling, and life is all about THEM. obozo is a sociopath of some sort..he means to instill his will on us and this country, and he cares not a damn who suffers and dies. We'd better yank this socialist/communist/marxist/muzze supporter sociopath off the throne in our White House..the sooner the better.

[DaveA37]

The POS IS a joke.

[griswold3]

I believe that the Left’s ‘crying wolf’ at every move President Bush made is the reason behind their responses to the Real scandals of President Obama. They weren’t serious just hysterical when Bush was in office. Maybe they are in crisis fatigue.

[varon]

The man occupying the oval office (I refuse to belittle the Office by calling him president) has in the last five years hosted more achievement award dinners for entertainment celebrities and honors events for pro athletes than attended cabinet meetings. Does anyone else see a developing pattern here................

[nascarnation]

I’m sure Pete Carroll was ecstatic. He’s been a Baraqqi partisan from the early days.

[grania]

It’s bad when even CBS morning news yesterday pointed out that Obama was meeting with the Seattle Seahawks while really bad situations were erupting everywhere.