[jsanders2001]

> “Meantime, atheist devotees – if there is such a thing as a formal devotee to atheism, since that might make them religious followers of non-worship – are trying to create the first non-religious religious chaplain in the military.

If that’s not evidence of mental illness I don’t know what is.

[cotton]

Atheist chaplain to dying man, now don't you worry. Soon you will be dead and cremated and forgotten. Dying man says will my wife let her next husband wear my new golf shoes? Oh no, says the chaplain, he wears a much larger size!