Posted on 05/27/2014 5:57:09 PM PDT by Impala64ssa
tee hee
Bacon a day keeps the Muslim away
MMMMMMMMMM; pork, yummy.
My favorite soap recipe uses lard. I guess, if they do use soap, they use tallow or (inferior) vegetable oils for the main fat for saponfication?
Pot pies are far superior if the crust is made with lard instead of veg oil. Same goes for any Mexican-style dish. Lard is great on extremely dry skin and the best base for skin creams. Bacon is in a league of its own superiority.
I sure would not waste good food by pelting them with it.
Like another stated, why don’t we start lobbing bricks of lard in battles? Would they go all melty, like the Wicked Witch of West? Or go screaming like little girls? A fun experiment? There was something in the article about a hysterical woman demanding how to remove the taint of pig in their blood. Another said they will go to wherever it is they go to in death with a pig’s face if they consume porcine products.
Yep. Lard instead of bullets. Ruins their lives and deaths in one tiny gob. Laughing....
Smell the bacon!
+++++++
Because smells are really molecues, they are actually breathing in bacon and there’s nothing they can do about it. (heh heh heh)
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