[ConservingFreedom]

He played football?

He played tight end and wide receiver.

[gwgn02]

Liar in Chief will make up any story to further the cause of emasculating American culture of its manly sports because Obama is a wimp and beta male poser.

[Red Badger]

BACKFIELD IN MOTION
Mel & Tim
Words and music by M. McPherson and M. Harden

Backfield in motion, yeah,
I’m gonna have to penalize you
Backfield in motion, baby,
You know that’s against the rules.
Off side and holdin, yeah,
You ought a be ashamed of yourself baby
Offside and holdin yeah,
Holdin on to some one else
You know you’re cheatin baby,
Ffakin the bout
You know you’re balking, baby,
(oh yeah) strike three you’re out
And I caught you with
Backfield in motion, yeah,
I’m gonna have to penalize you
Backfield in motion, baby,
You know that’s against the rules.

First down you start cheatin’ on me
Second down, I was too blind to see
Third down, you know I love you so
Fourth down, baby I got to let you go,
Cus I caught you with your
Backfield in motion, yeah,
I’m gonna have to penalize you
Backfield in motion, baby,
You know that’s against the rules.
Now you will see, ah yeah, just how I felt
You beat me to the punch honey,
But you hit me below the belt
And I caught you with your
Backfield in motion, yeah,
I’m gonna have to penalize you
Backfield in motion, baby,
You know that’s against the rules.
Backfield in motion, backfield in motion...
Backfield in motion, backfield in motion...

FADE

[peeps36]

I bet he was the goofy kid who showed up at the first practice wearing a jockstrap and cup on the outside if his pants.