“I am a movie producer”
You are??? Can I audition for you?
STELLA!!!! Hey STELLAAAAAAA!!!!
My 3rd grade teacher told me that I was the best crowd extra in our school play.
No?
Ok then, how about if I pitch an idea.
Theres a shark terrorizing vacationers at a beachside resort. We can get steven spielberg to direct. Or I can do it if hes not available. Because what I really want to do is direct.
As my director says, “Anyone can be a director. It’s the easiest job on a movie.” Until you actually try to direct a movie . . . .