The tallibunnies didn’t just shave his face and noggin. They also shaved his eyebrows. And I expect he had a bag over his head until the pickup door opened. That all explains some of his tearing and blinking. He’s lucky they didn’t cut his eyelids as happened to some of our guys in Veetnam.. But the eyebrows are enough to make him a marked mouse. And they told him they would kill him if he ever showed up back in Gannyland.
I’d discount the wife part since he didn’t have any goats to trade. But it’s not beyond the pale that he might have had a boyfriend?
- “But it’s not beyond the pale that he might have had a boyfriend?” —cherokee1
- (one soldier says that is why Bergdahl did not have a beard...)