[B4Ranch]

American companies pay in the form of political donations which are not legally known as bribes.

[Kenny Bunk]

I'm Chiquita banana and I've come to say
Bananas have to ripen in a certain way
When they are fleck'd with brown and have a golden hue
Bananas taste the best and are best for you

You can put them in a salad
You can put them in a pie-aye
Any way you want to eat them
It's impossible to beat them

But, bananas like the climate of the very, very tropical equator
So you should never put bananas in the refrigerator."

When Shakespeare wrote that, he knew what he was talking about. Then he wrote:

Yes! We have no bananas,
We have no bananas today.
We’ve stringbeans, and onions,
Cabbages and scallions
And all kind of fruit, and say,
We have an old fashioned tomato
Long Island potato,
But yes! We have no bananas,
We have no bananas today
Yes! We have no bananas,
We have no bananas today.

Whatever Chiquita has to pay, it's worth it. At any rate now that Obama has turned us into a banana republic without the bananas, it could become our national anthem. Also note, that Chiquita paid their terrorist one hell of a lot less than Obama paid his.