http://pjmedia.com/rogerlsimon/2014/06/11/foreign-policy-of-the-absurd/
We need to stop restricting ourselves to “foreign” policy and expand it to a more inclusive “cosmic extraterrestrial” policy. The better “to serve man” (yikes, how sexist):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx4oWVw0lI4
“This is the way nightmares begin . . . or perhaps end.”
Out of the butt of history’s end, I soar;
cuz of the speech of dear leader, you snore.
Yet want I more.
At this point what exactly does it matter?
if the sec-state be the mad hatter,
or some eternal juvenile, to serve a boy king,
who has a thing
for stiff shafts, and half
a day’s work for two days pay?
Kill your landlord. Kill your landlord.
There are no borders, just
opportunities to rise, to rise,
surprise, we’re here.
You’re queer? That’s good, except
in the hood, the blessed hood
from whence my master came
and where he shall return
when my own funeral urn
is on Nantucket.
Aah ____ .