[Sam's Army]

"Imagine his surprise when he gets a message that his murderous threat has been noted, and to demand a time and a place where he intends to fight to the death, with selection of weapons to the challenged, of course."

Icing on the cake: send the message as a telegram.

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

Sadly, sending a telegram has become difficult, as it is little done anymore.