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"Sorta like how all the female corpsmen hog all the hospital billets, and hapless males remain with the Marines,,, humping the hills."

Funny how that works.

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Merkel told Putin that it has been 70 years since Germany had a good war, and frankly, their troops are kind of rusty. So she asked if they could invade Moscow again to get up to speed.

Putin said he would take it under advisement providing Merkel would support his Ukraine and Crimea policies. "Not a problem tweeted Merkel."