[Graybeard58]

and I complain that she won’t fill her car up with gas and mows the lawn wrong.

I don't know your wife but I'm bettin, that she's the type that always leaves the toilet seat down, making you have to raise it every time you want to pee.

[redgolum]

We have separate bathrooms. Which is awesome in that I keep all my hunting magazines down there, and she can paint hers purple.