[Abathar]

Now this one I can probably get behind.

[Pearls Before Swine]

I knew an engineer a few years back who was a physically imposing guy. He’d been a linebacker at a small college, and then in his 30’s and 40’s he lifted a lot of weights.

So, we were talking about our kids one day, and he had a daughter. He was recollecting that one Saturday morning the daughter’s boyfriend showed up. At the time, he was in the garage dressing a deer. He stood up, wiped his hands, shook hands with the boy, greeted him ... all very polite. Thinking about it later, he said, “I never had any trouble with that kid.”

No T-Shirt needed.

[Cyclone59]

I toss them a .40 from my Glock and tell them, “if your hurt her, the next one will come at you a lot faster”. But I do like that shirt - the one with 10 rules.

[stevio]

LOL!