“I agree with someone else on this thread who said the new phrase in this society should no longer be “Lies Like A Dog” but instead “Lies Like A democRAT”. The former phrase is not fair to dogs and the new phrase is right on the mark.”
Yeah, like the simile that someone just sent me.
Little Johnny asked his dad, “why to they call gardeners people with green thumbs when they aren’t really green.” Dad said, “it’s just a saying like when you catch a thief in the act you say you caught them red-handed when in reality their hands are black.”
More true than not.