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To: Oldeconomybuyer

I had heard a lens grinder fell into his machine and made a spectacle of himself.

5 posted on 06/23/2014 3:42:06 PM PDT by umgud (I couldn't understand why the ball kept getting bigger......... then it hit me.)

To: umgud

Or the brewer who fell into a vat of beer and drowned.
His tracks showed that he got out a few times to pee.

19 posted on 06/23/2014 4:00:33 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)

To: umgud

You know umgud, people have been suspended from FR for much less than this. We will be keeping an eye on you...

24 posted on 06/23/2014 4:25:35 PM PDT by Delta Dawn (Fluent in two languages: English and cursive.)

To: umgud

Or the sausage maker who got a little behind in his work.

38 posted on 06/23/2014 5:27:23 PM PDT by HartleyMBaldwin

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