Skip to comments.Carol Costello 'Trying Not to Freak Out' over Poor Economic News
Posted on 06/25/2014 2:07:19 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
Carol Costello is trying. She is trying really really hard not to FREAK OUT over the lousy economic news today about the Gross Domestic Product falling 2.9% in the first quarter of the year.
Feeding freaked out Carol economic Soma pills to calm her down is Chief Business Correspondent for CNN, Christine Romans. However, despite her efforts, it is obvious that poor Carol is still FREAKED OUT as you can see in this CNN Newsroom video (and after the jump) today. Okay, Carol finally declares she is not FREAKED OUT but it is more like she is trying to merely shout away her clear doubts. First we have a very nervous Costello deliver the gloomy economic news:
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NOBODY PANIC! NOBODY PANIC!
Here’s hoping the black Demoscum voters in Hinds county Mississippi get really screwed in the coming recession.
Who is Carol Costello? Is she related to Lou Costello? Elvis Costello? Joe Costello? I’ve never heard of her.
Remain calm! All is well!
SUMMER OF RECOVERY!!!
Costello must be a racist that hates the idea of a black president, right?
I’d recommend booze, Carol. Not just the normal bottle of wine you buy on the way home from work. This calls for the hard stuff. Get absolutely loaded tonight and call your friends, drunk and crying about how horrible it is. You’ll feel better in the morning if you do.
the coming depression
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