Ask the old goat why he lies about his age. How can anyone be afraid of someone so vain that he lies about his age? Don’t give him any makeup and get in close and show his wrinkles.
Here’s another question for the vain old reprobate.
“Where did all your hair go?”
It should have been fried off by “’ol sparky” as someone else said. Instead, and I’m just guessin’ here, his retirement is a lot better than mine. What a great country huh?
““Where did all your hair go?”
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What a stupid question.
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