[Bubba Ho-Tep]

We’d be spared from all sorts of grief—for example, at our southern border!!!!

Yeah, he'd just annex Mexico.

[Honorary Serb]

Nah! Putin would just file obama’s pen in some secret drawer in Russia, so obama couldn’t use it.

Then obama would have to stop issuing executive orders, and would have to work with Congress as our Constitution mandates!!!!

And Samantha World Power, Kerry, Nuland, and Mad Halfbright would be muzzled, and wouldn’t be able to start—or continue—any wars or coups or bogus elections.

Then both America and the Orthodox world would be better off!!!!