Help me out here ... exactly how many languages are there in Canada to choose from in order to test fluently and become a citizen?
As far as I know there's:
- English
- The Queen's English
- French
- French Surrender Monkey
- The French spoken in Montreal (they like to think they're REALLY French)
- Backbacon
- Some language that sounds vaguely like a Michigan Yooper.
I do a pretty good Michigan Yooper impression -- think I'll pass?
LMAO you go to the front of the line because the no. 1 requirement is a sense of humour. Just remember to spell it with a u.