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Why are all pirates vegan? Remember Greenbeard?
1 posted on 07/06/2014 10:55:39 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

Wait. Vegan jails are a thing?


2 posted on 07/06/2014 10:58:04 AM PDT by Semper911 (When you want to rob Peter to pay Paul, you'll always have the support of Paul.)
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To: nickcarraway

Blackbeard was actually the Thing, when the Fantastic Four went back in time.


3 posted on 07/06/2014 10:59:01 AM PDT by MUDDOG
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To: nickcarraway

Too bad most FReepers didn’t watch “Harold and Kumar Go to Guantanamo Bay”. They’d see the joke in this story.


4 posted on 07/06/2014 11:01:09 AM PDT by Bryanw92 (Sic semper tyranni)
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To: nickcarraway

Pirate Bay? Um...err...never heard of it.


5 posted on 07/06/2014 11:02:36 AM PDT by FlJoePa ("Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good")
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To: nickcarraway

Violating the laws is ok with this guy, but don’t ask him to violate his diet!


6 posted on 07/06/2014 11:03:29 AM PDT by logic101.net (How many more children must die on the altar of gun free zones?)
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To: nickcarraway

He probably figures there are more opportunities for gay sex at the vegan hoosegow!


7 posted on 07/06/2014 11:04:24 AM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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feed the POS water and grass clippings from the prison yard...
8 posted on 07/06/2014 11:04:32 AM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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To: nickcarraway

I hear they have some very comfy jails


10 posted on 07/06/2014 11:11:29 AM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: nickcarraway

don’t do the crime if you can’t eat the slime.


13 posted on 07/06/2014 11:17:55 AM PDT by bravo whiskey (we shouldn't fear the government. the government should fear us.)
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