[MrB]

In heaven, the cars are German, the cooks are French, and the police are English...

in hell, the cars are French, the cooks are English, and the police are German.

[bajabaja]

The version I heard:

Heaven: The British are the police, the Germans the mechanics, the French the cooks, the Italians are the lovers and the whole thing is run by the Swiss.

Hell: The Germans are the police, the British are the cooks, the French are the mechanics, the Swiss are the lovers, and the whole thing is run by the Italians.

So ban me.