[LucianOfSamasota]

Here is another plan:

Every American should EAT one illegal.

This solves the world’s three most pressing problems at once:
1. Overpopulation
2. World hunger
3. Illegal immigration

This plan is of course proposed in jest.
But it is as sound as Beck’s plan to adopt the entire third world.

[tomkat]

A Modest Proposal, but not without its merits, surely ? !