Skip to comments.Smoke Responsibly And Roll Coal The Right Way With These Truck Modification Options
Posted on 07/11/2014 7:58:51 AM PDT by rktman
Conservative truck owners have a new way to rebel against environmentalists and the governments obsession with carbon footprints: tricking-out diesel pickups with coal stacks that spew black smoke. Called coal rollers, these smoky renegades use their sweet chimney stacks to smoke-out hybrids by emitting black exhaust into the atmosphere.
Here at The Daily Caller, we are going to give you the basics on how to modify your pickup, so every hybrid driven by some guy in a pink Argyle sweater will know exactly where you stand.
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One woman said that she floored her diesel truck to smoke out a couple bicycles. They took her license number and she was told to report for an emissions test.
Also works against those annoying Lance Armstrong wannabes:
I could see smoking out protesters, but just some bicyclists minding their own business, what a d*ck.
This is just plain goofy. All it will do is increase pollution. That will result in even stricter regulations perhaps resulting in banning diesel engines altogether.
I have no problem with coal rollers. It’s their dime. That being said, one of these morons is going to get someone killed or severely injured because the rollee can’t see the road ahead, or someone else can’t see the rollee. Then the laughing stops.
The green weenies will blow a gasket! It would be nice to see a Prius boxed in at a stoplight by half a dozen of these guys running full tilt boogie.
You should see stupid bicyclists riding two wide on a mountain road under repair. The really enjoy blocking traffic and call it their right.
Wish they would make a perfume that smelled like diesel fumes. mmmmmmmmmmmm
I know. It was an attempt at subtle humor as a response to and to tweek the ecowackos. Maybe it just goes wrong.
Banning stuff is always on the Marxist mind, one thing at a time. Eventually that idea will be floated on a large scale.
“You should see stupid bicyclists riding two wide on a mountain road under repair. The really enjoy blocking traffic and call it their right.”
Hand ... meet horn. For a LONG time. Sort of takes the fun away I would think
“Conservative truck owners have a new way to rebel against environmentalists”
The author is confusing the word “conservative” with the word “redneck” or perhaps “jerk” or even “asshole”.
Yes, some rednecks are conservatives and some conservative are rednecks, but REAL conservatives believe in conserving things, you know, like natural resources and a livable environment and so wouldn’t deliberately pollute the environment, waste energy resources, and potentially induce accidents by supposedly demonstrating some pointless point about the type of vehicle a fellow human being chooses to drive.
Clearly the author has exposed their personal viewpoint as to the nature of conservatives as well as promulgating the usual bias of the usual “Progressive” media “journalists”
Hand ... meet horn. For a LONG time.
Done that. They just flip you off and smile at each other, after all they think they are superior.
Gray Marine, of course.
Lucky for me the safety shut down devices (which I *think* are something like spring loaded plates which are rigged to close when the incoming air velocity exceeds certain amounts) did work.
It was screaming there for a while...I thought it was going to blow up.
Years later I was offered a pair of those type of engines, complete with crash boxes but declined the offer.
Now if they had been 471's (which can be good for 30-35ft boats) or 271's which can be good light-plant engines...or 353's which are used in a lot of seine skiffs, or almost anything other than those 671's which at one time were very common on the West coast, then it would have been worth it to take possession.
Can’t beat the way a Detroit Diesel SOUNDS!
Sorry, but this is just plain dumb. You think you’re going to win anyone to our side by going out of your way to be the stinking turd in the punch bowl?
I’ve seen youtube videos of Diesels “running away” and it is some scarry stuff.
Just goes to prove they were liberal weenies. Conservatives would have just laughed it off and not called the authorities! zeros new army, turning in your neighbor. And you? Hmmm.