I’m thinking about suing Ventura for personal trauma and deprivation of basic sustenance.
Years ago, when Jesse was governor of Minnesota, I was doing some employee training at our sister factory in Northern Ireland. After a long day at the plant, I stopped off at a pub for some surf and turf. Bass Ale and a steak.
When out in public, we always got the question about where in America we were from. (Our ‘accents’ always gave us away)
“Minnesota”, I replied.
The man sitting next to me at the rail began laughing. He says...”Ya got that effin’ goofy wrassler fer a guvner!
Embarrassed, I slunk from pub, leaving behind my Bass and half of my dinner.
Went to bed that night, crying, hungry and sober.
I think I’ve got a case.
I’d vote to give you lots and lots of Jesse’s money ;)