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Cosmo Landesman 19 July 2014
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Not long ago I was out drinking with a group of friends and we started playing the If-You-Had-To game.....
Then one joker said: Theresa May or Jemima Khan? Everyone laughed at this no-contest choice. Everyone except me. How could I tell them the ugly truth: Id prefer a night of passion with right-wing Theresa over lefty Jemima any day of the week.
But then I belong to that small, deviant group of liberal-lefty-pro-feminist men who find conservative/right-wing women super sexy. In an age when anything goes at least in terms of sexual pleasure ours is a lust that dare not speak its name.
To lefty men of my persuasion, right-wing women are the Other; alluring because they are so exotic; exciting because theyre so forbidden.
I envy men of the right their sexual lives are not constrained by the rules of sexual correctness we lefties are expected to live by.
We good, caring lefty pro-feminists cant ask or pay a women to dominate us; to tie us up or spank us. But we can get a right-wing woman who will indulge us in a verbal lashing should we dare to utter any of our core progressive beliefs. Take that you multicultural-loving cretin, WHACK!
... nowadays its more likely to be women of the left who are uptight and repressed and thats due to a sexual correctness that has come in the wake of third-wave feminism.
And right-wing women never think that leaving the toilet seat up is a passive-aggressive act of patriarchy.
.{ excerpt ].(( for however inappropriate it is to post this here....I found it true to my experience, and an interesting read...I bet Limbaugh would like this article too.. ))
A conservative woman smiles a liberal frowns. A conservative woman dresses in elegance a liberal wears a cloth sack. A conservative woman likes the presence of a man, the liberal sees him as a predator. A conservative woman looks up and sees a benevolent Father, the liberal looks up and sees global warming. I can go on for days, but you get the point.
“...She stopped the proceedings and gave me a long lecture about how the verbal demeaning of women was totally unacceptable.....”
Oooo, talk politically-correct to me baby.
I think we are sexier (yes I include myself) because we treat men like men. You can turn a man off pretty quickly by emasculating him.
And we expect to be treated like ladies in return. Real men don’t have a problem with that. :)
Would you go to bed with any of these women???
Nancy Pelosi
Hilllary Clinton
Barbra Steisand
Elizabeth Warren
Michelle Obama
Debbie Wasserman
Valerie Jarrett
Debbie Stabenow
Patty Murray
Rosie O’Donnell
Whoopi Goldberg
Joy Behar
Now.....folks....be honest!!!
Women on the left generally don’t like themselves, or men.
Women on the right, generally like themselves, and men.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNj0T4uK3lE Says it all :)