Since you cannot ask someone if they're a Homo, then they must have
to tell you and blurt it out to gain special privileges. Just don't hire
any is the safe bet.
If I wanted to hire a Clown I would hold auditions.
Recruiter: Now, are either of you homosexuals?
John Winger: [John and Russell look at each other] You mean, like, flaming, or...
Recruiter: Well, it’s a standard question we have to ask.
Russell Ziskey: No, we’re not homosexual, but we are *willing to learn*.
John Winger: Yeah, would they send us someplace special?
Recruiter: I guess that’s “no” on both. Now if you could just give Uncle Sam your autograph...