Skip to comments.Bill's Secret Mistress, the 'Energizer'
Posted on 07/21/2014 6:02:40 PM PDT by kristinn
Bill Clinton reportedly has a buxom blond mistress who visits so often when Hillary Clinton isnt home in Chappaqua that the former presidents Secret Service detail have given her an unofficial code name: Energizer.
This is according to Ronald Kessler in The First Family Detail: Secret Service Agents Reveal the Hidden Lives of Presidents, due Aug. 5 from Crown Forum.
Kessler is no stranger to the controversies surrounding the Secret Service.
He broke the story that Secret Service agents protecting President Obama in Cartagena, Colombia, hired prostitutes, and put the president in jeopardy.
The book, portions of which Ive obtained, says none of the normal protocols are followed when Energizer arrives in her SUV, sometimes just minutes after Hillary has left the Westchester house.
(Excerpt) Read more at pagesix.com ...
The “girlfriend” who takes a licking and keeps on, uh, lickin.
Remember when “Hi ho” wasn’t a rude greeting?
This is old news. I thought everyone knew Bill had another girl on the side. Well, more like Hillary is on the side and the girlfriends Bill has are his real wives
Once a whoremaster, always a whoremaster.
I hope he knows to call his doctor if he experiences an election lasting more than 4 hours...
Rush was saying he has a top floor love nest at the Clinton Global Initiative where he entertains.
Bill Clinton: all the women want him and all the men want to be him, LOL
Something’s never change with Bill Clinton and never will!
Watch it, she's wears pasties made from crystal meth and Hillary may arrange an overdose.
Wonder if she drives a Hummer????
What about this young man he mentors? Tell us more. I haven’t heard this tidbit.
BTW, I love that the author of this piece is "Richard Johnson"
Huh huh huh...
Ewwwwwww. *reaches for brain bleach*
You can call me RJ, or you can call me Ray J, or you can call me.....just don’t call me Johnson.
Cue 70s guitar porn music.
Does anybody with a brain REALLY want this POS in the WH again ..?????????
I heard she gave Bill one.
I got a kick out of Monica shilling Jenny Craig. I kept waiting for them to say it was “The Only Diet Plan Where You Can Eat The President!”
Yo! Somebody hand me the mind bleach! Pleeeeez!
One could only hope the energizer fries the 68 year old criminal traitor.
Bill Clinton will probably OD on Viagra.
Or he’ll end up like Nelson Rockefeller.
The miracle of Viagra.
Protein is in...
Me too. Heard him on an interview this morning. He sounds like a gust of wind would knock him over. Weak old man.
Are you referring to Reggie Love?
And there is something gross growing on the side of his nose. Yuck!
Can’t stand to look at his nasty looking *ss.
You can call me Ray, but you doesn’t has to call me Johnson.
If that’s the same interview where he had no tie, I agree. He does look pretty frail.
.......wonder when “Energizer” will become a “floater”................
I think I read that passage in "Candy", back in the early 60s; we used to disguise it with a brown wrapper for reading in HS. It was a well-circulated paperback. Heh...
Is it true the on-duty Secret Service guys play boss dice to
decide who has to drive down to the smoke shop to purchase
I was going to suggest he call his doctor if that burning sensation continues; then again, it might be just hell catching up with him.
Who does he think he is? Silvio Berlusconi?
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster - one that would service all of his many hens. When he told this to the market vendor, the vendor replied, “I have just the rooster for you. Willie here is the randiest rooster you will ever see!”
So the farmer took Willie back to the farm. Before setting him loose in the hen house, though, he gave Willie a little pep talk. “Willie,” he said, “I’m counting on you to do your stuff.”
And without a word, Willie strutted into the henhouse.
Willie was as fast as he was furious, mounting each hen like a thunderbolt. There was much squawking and many feathers flying, until Willie had finished having his way with each hen. But Willie didn’t stop there. Willie went into the barn and mounted all of the horses, one by one, and still at the same frantic pace.
Then he went to the pig house, where he did the same.
The farmer, watching all of this with disbelief cried out, “Stop, Willie! You’ll kill yourself!”
But Willie continued, seeking out each farm animal in the same manner.
Well, the next morning, the farmer looked out and saw Willie lying there on his lawn. His legs were up in the air, his eyes rolled back, and his long tongue hanging out. A vulture was already circling above Willie.
The farmer walked up to Willie saying, “Oh you poor thing, look what you did, you’ve gone and killed yourself. I warned you little buddy.”
“Shhhhhhh,” Willie whispered, “the vulture’s getting closer.”
i’m only surprised it’s just ONE mistress.
He can’t fall over and assume room temp fast and hard enough for me.
Oh, come now...
Was that necessary?
She probably has the nicest teeth he’s ever come across.....
The reason why is simple..it takes a little time to put together a cover story...
And a brassy, yellow, jeering trumpet note ...
And Slick enters wearing black dress socks.
Not until 2017, otherwise it’s sympathy votes for Widow Hillary and she gets the WH.
Hillary has Huma, so she can hardly complain about Bill.
Bill Clinton will probably OD on Viagra.
Or hell end up like Nelson Rockefeller.
Ah yes Nelson Rockefeller. 80 something years old and died while banging a 20 something “research assistant”
That is what I call going out in style. Last words I want to hear. “Somebody come pull him off me”
When Rockefeller’s enablers found him naked in the bed, they hurriedly dressed him and propped him up in a chair. One problem: they put his shoes on the wrong feet.
And even today, this is what passes for political leadership. All aboard the Monkey Business!