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Kerry, Aides Undergo Metal Detector Screening Before Meeting With Egyptian President
CBSDC ^ | 7-23-2014 | Unknown to me

Posted on 07/23/2014 9:40:20 AM PDT by bimboeruption

Edited on 07/23/2014 9:46:42 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

TEL AVIV, Israel (CBS News/CBSDC/AP) ó Secretary of State John Kerry defied a Federal Aviation Administration ban and flew into Israelís main airport Wednesday in a sign of sheer will to achieve a cease-fire agreement in the warring Gaza Strip despite little evidence of progress in ongoing negotiations aimed at halting fighting thatís left at least 31 Israelis and 650 Palestinians dead.


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TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: faa; hamas; israel; kerry
Not everyone thinks the Ketchup Gigolo is Hot S***.
1 posted on 07/23/2014 9:40:20 AM PDT by bimboeruption
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To: bimboeruption

No spinal reinforcements detected for sure.


2 posted on 07/23/2014 9:42:50 AM PDT by blackdog (There is no such thing as healing, only a balance between destructive and constructive forces.)
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To: bimboeruption

There’s no metal involved, but Kerry can tote 2 lbs of C4 explosive in his cheeks.


3 posted on 07/23/2014 9:43:10 AM PDT by relictele (Principiis obsta & Finem respice - Resist The Beginnings & Consider The Ends)
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To: bimboeruption

Kerry was lucky he wasn’t subjected to a BS detector screening. Mine pegs out when his image pops up on the computer.


4 posted on 07/23/2014 9:43:10 AM PDT by ArtDodger
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To: bimboeruption

Doesn’t he have a lot of metal in his body from his extensive war wounds?

He WAS in Vietnam, you know.


5 posted on 07/23/2014 9:43:12 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: bimboeruption

6 posted on 07/23/2014 9:43:45 AM PDT by jimbo123
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To: bimboeruption

In light of Kerry’s purple hearts, perhaps they should have used a medal detector.


7 posted on 07/23/2014 9:44:59 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: bimboeruption

Yes, and I wish Israel would do the same to this player.


8 posted on 07/23/2014 9:45:07 AM PDT by RitaOK ( VIVA CRISTO REY / Public education is the farm team for more Marxists coming.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

haha, good one~!


9 posted on 07/23/2014 9:46:53 AM PDT by Blue Highway
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To: bimboeruption

He’s a Heinz Ketchup bottle in a suit.


10 posted on 07/23/2014 9:47:23 AM PDT by Qiviut ( One of the most delightful things about a garden is the anticipation it provides. (W.E. Johns)
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To: bimboeruption

Any bets that Kerry brags about how he was willing to do this as a show of good faith and trust towards Muslims?


11 posted on 07/23/2014 9:48:43 AM PDT by raybbr (Obamacare needs a death panel.)
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To: bimboeruption

Given that Obama supported the overthrow of the previous transition government in favor of the Muslim Brotherhood, nearly incited civil war in Egypt, and turned neighbor Libya on its head and into a Jihadi hell-hole, if I were a present military leader in Egypt, I would have subjected lurch to a full cavity search as well. Why should he be trusted for anything???


12 posted on 07/23/2014 9:49:18 AM PDT by PGR88
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To: bimboeruption
I can hear it now:

“Nothing found on kerry except the giant steel plate in his head.”

Herman Munster's illegitimate child. HA!

13 posted on 07/23/2014 9:49:46 AM PDT by V_TWIN
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To: left that other site

Yeah, I was wondering the same thing. All that shrapnel didn’t set off the metal detectors? According to some, the VN hero john f’n kohn-heinz-kerry should be totin’ around 5 pounds of the stuff. Or maybe just a bamboo sliver in his hand. Purple heart stuff for sure.


14 posted on 07/23/2014 9:50:45 AM PDT by rktman (Ethnicity: Nascarian. Race: Daytonafivehundrian)
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To: relictele

10 lbs in his other cheeks. That space however is reserved for his boss.


15 posted on 07/23/2014 9:52:05 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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To: rktman

Don’t forget the grains of rice in his posterior-derriere-gluteus-maximus.


16 posted on 07/23/2014 9:54:08 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: bimboeruption

Oh the huge manatee....


17 posted on 07/23/2014 9:57:23 AM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: left that other site

theres very little metal in rice...


18 posted on 07/23/2014 9:58:35 AM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: bimboeruption
Hey Lorenzo, let me ask you something: what sets off a metal detector first? The lead in your ass or the shit in your brains?

Somehow seemed appropriate.

19 posted on 07/23/2014 10:00:24 AM PDT by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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To: Tennessee Nana

Unless you grow it next to the lead smelting plant.


20 posted on 07/23/2014 10:00:27 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: bimboeruption

Bibi understands what Kerry represents (the enemies of Israel, USA, the church, moral values, and the western tradition of liberty). Kerry works for obama.


21 posted on 07/23/2014 10:12:07 AM PDT by faithhopecharity ((Brilliant, Profound Tag Line Goes Here, just as soon as I can think of one..))
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To: bimboeruption

They should have given him a cavity search.
Maybe they could’ve located his brain.


22 posted on 07/23/2014 10:14:59 AM PDT by servo1969
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To: bimboeruption

I thought that it said mental detection.


23 posted on 07/23/2014 10:20:38 AM PDT by VanDeKoik
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To: bimboeruption
What happened to diplomatic immunity? Why did Kerry cave into this? Why didn't he stand his ground and assert his immunity as our top diplomat?

Now, he's just as common as any airline traveler at an airport.

Stupid move on Kerry's part.

-PJ

24 posted on 07/23/2014 10:23:34 AM PDT by Political Junkie Too (If you are the Posterity of We the People, then you are a Natural Born Citizen.)
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To: All

I think he’s playing around with his face again. His eyebrows look different. They no longer resemble wooly bear caterpillars, they look like little, circular puffs of cotton.


25 posted on 07/23/2014 10:28:06 AM PDT by bimboeruption (REMEMBER MISSISSIPPI!)
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To: bimboeruption

Obama and Kerry should undergo lie detector screenings each time after they “speak” to the American public.


26 posted on 07/23/2014 10:43:55 AM PDT by Sasparilla
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To: Political Junkie Too
I heard the Egyptian metal detector procedure is very thorough.


27 posted on 07/23/2014 10:48:41 AM PDT by palmer (This comment is not approved or cleared by FDA)
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To: bimboeruption

Keep Mr. Ed away from a piano.


28 posted on 07/23/2014 10:49:38 AM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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To: bimboeruption

That is a diplomatic insult, and a pretty large one.

It speaks volumes to the lack of respect they have for John F-in Kerry.


29 posted on 07/23/2014 10:54:43 AM PDT by tcrlaf (Q)
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To: bimboeruption

And Egypt should certainly do the same to Mr. Ketchup’s boss who is even more in cahoots with the Muslim Brotherhood.


30 posted on 07/23/2014 11:04:10 AM PDT by 353FMG
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To: bimboeruption

They thought his jaw looked a little suspicious and thought it could be a Jaw Bomb.


31 posted on 07/23/2014 12:53:08 PM PDT by RetSignman (obama: "For the love of Alinsky, how much more do I have to do to get them to impeach me"?)
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To: VanDeKoik

Your getting pretty close to POST OF THE DAY.


32 posted on 07/23/2014 12:58:14 PM PDT by X-spurt (CRUZ missile - armed and ready.)
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To: tcrlaf

Yes it is and very well deserved, I might add.


33 posted on 07/23/2014 1:00:07 PM PDT by X-spurt (CRUZ missile - armed and ready.)
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