Israel is fighting for its life and we send a cowardly, yellow bass turd over there. Israel needs to tell Hanoi Boi to take a hike.
Now just a cotton pickin’ minit here. Let’s be fair. Bass turds are probably not yellow. Who can tell? They dissolve in water too fast. Maybe we could do an experiment with a constipated bass, and settle this once and for all. Oh, and about John Kerry...well, I really can’t think of a thing to say in his defense.