[Principled]

Port Authority boat patrols around Kennedy and La Guardia airports were canceled last year to save money, although some patrols resumed last month after a boat crashed into runway approach lights at LaGuardia when its captain abandoned the helm to participate in a three-way sex romp, sources said.

wow

[Foundahardheadedwoman]

Notice it doesn’t tell us what gender or species he was involved in the 3 way with. If he was a Muzzie this could be pretty much anything. Important news that should have been in the article.