The Philippines is full of English-speaking people who admire us, it’s cheaper and has better beaches. Why go to Mexico or Central America?
The PI will always have a special place in my heart but Cook Island is next (and probably last) on my bucket list. I’m being silly, of course, saying we should go occupy Honduras, but all these ‘gimme gimme’ protests from illegals are starting to shake my apple tree.
True, the hospitality is wonderful, and the beaches are great, but not right now. Never turn your back on the waves. Some drunk guy got killed two days ago. From what I hear, he got hit by a huge wave. He wasn't seen again. I still don't know if they ever found his body.