EXCELLENT CONCEPT!!!!
The theme music could be ‘Walk like an Egyptian’ by the Bangles.
A ‘King Putt’ costume and a golf club photoshopped on everything he does...lol.
http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=walk+like+an+egyptian&FORM=VIRE2#view=detail&mid=CA4905D99EE7E2E54F84CA4905D99EE7E2E54F84