After dumping my first wife, driving my second wife to suicide and shacking
up with this broad for a couple of years, I finally did the honorable thing!
1 posted on
08/03/2014 4:06:17 AM PDT by
Zakeet
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To: Zakeet
I saw her out shopping for rope just yesterday.
To: Zakeet
She better pack a rope and scaffold in her trousseau...
To: Zakeet
Phew! I would have avoided the words “tied the knot” on this story! The jokes write themselves.
To: Zakeet
Looks like they didn’t even try to have the mockery of a church wedding. They just had a big party where the hostess gets to wear a white dress!
6 posted on
08/03/2014 4:15:02 AM PDT by
Dr. Sivana
("If you're litigating against nuns, you've probably done something wrong."-Ted Cruz)
To: Zakeet
In addition to leading the Toasts, Ted Kennedy junior also led the memorial Oldsmobile drive and swim.
7 posted on
08/03/2014 4:16:14 AM PDT by
Slump Tester
(What if I'm pregnant Teddy? Errr-ahh -Calm down Mary Jo, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it)
To: Zakeet
I didn’t see very much diversity among the guests.
I know. Only Republicans have to worry about that.
8 posted on
08/03/2014 4:18:08 AM PDT by
Steely Tom
(How do you feel about robbing Peter's robot?)
To: Zakeet
Never mind.
Somewhere in the back of my mind, I can hear Momma saying, “Just keep quiet”.
9 posted on
08/03/2014 4:20:52 AM PDT by
Tupelo
(I am feeling more like Phillip Nolan by the day.)
To: Zakeet
Ted Kennedy Jr led the toasts to the couple. 'Bobby, you are the most adventuresome, the most loving, the most inclusive person in our family,' he proclaimed. Words fail me.
'And Cheryl, you are so warm, you are so unflappable.'
Valium will do that for you.
10 posted on
08/03/2014 4:22:22 AM PDT by
Tax-chick
(No power in the 'verse can stop me.)
To: Zakeet
It’s worth going to the site to see the pictures of RFK Jr. Yeesh.
11 posted on
08/03/2014 4:22:23 AM PDT by
St_Thomas_Aquinas
( Isaiah 22:22, Matthew 16:19, Revelation 3:7)
To: Zakeet
12 posted on
08/03/2014 4:22:37 AM PDT by
Ann Archy
(Abortion......the Human Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
To: Zakeet
yeah, what malady will befall this dumbass woman???
13 posted on
08/03/2014 4:23:02 AM PDT by
Joe Boucher
((FUBO) obammy lied and lied and lied)
To: Zakeet
14 posted on
08/03/2014 4:28:44 AM PDT by
EEGator
To: Zakeet
Did his teenage children boycott the wedding as they had threatened, or did Dad’s pleading and promising pay off?
My guess is the later.
To: Zakeet
Gone are the days when actresses were also prostitutes!
To: Zakeet
To: Zakeet
"Ted Kennedy Jr led the toasts to the couple:"
May the road rise up to meet you
With well-marked bridges and guard rails ...
18 posted on
08/03/2014 4:37:13 AM PDT by
NonValueAdded
("Kerry, as Obama's plenipotentiary, is a paradox - the physical presence of a geopolitical absence")
To: Zakeet
Looks like the photogenic Conor Kennedy has been anointed the new John-John. Wonder how long before he is touted as the presidential prospect who will restore Camelot.
To: Zakeet
Not guilty.
20 posted on
08/03/2014 4:44:30 AM PDT by
Ken H
To: Zakeet
The arrogance & hypocrisy of these leftwing socialist elites is disgusting!
21 posted on
08/03/2014 4:45:58 AM PDT by
newfreep
("Evil succeeds when good men do nothing" - Edmund Burke)
To: Zakeet
A beaming Cheryl Hines marries Robert Kennedy Jr in a star-studded ceremonyDid she promise to share him with all other women?
22 posted on
08/03/2014 4:46:15 AM PDT by
fso301
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