The reason for zer0’s second term is in demand??? Brilliant!
Really; I can’t imagine a better way to mobilize the Dem freak show than sending out a wealthy Anglo heterosexual to represent the opposition...
I also saw with crystal clarity that Romney lost because he wasn't Namby or Pamby enough and may have offended key constituencies. I therefore, inspired by Vaquero et al, have developed this dyn-o-mite can't-lose Republican platform for the 2016 election. It's perfect for The Mormon Milquetoast.
Herewith FRiends, the 2016 GOPe PARTY Can't-Lose Platform:
"Buenos Días! We can give you everything ... and much much more ... more efficiently than those nasty Democrats. And we're much nicer people, with 'family' values, but we love LGBT people too! We are 100% behind gay marriage (Love those folks!) And we'll FIX Obamacare with good ole Republican Efficiency and fiscal controls so that everyone can have free healthcare with their own doctor. We are for strong open borders and believe in a hardworking-family-values Latino instant citizen on every lawn. We'll never ever say a harsh word against anyone because that scares the female voter, you know. And we'll work closely with our colleagues across the aisle.
The country eats red-hot pepperoni PIZZA tacos with fries, and the Republicans are still serving Wonder Bread PB&J sandwiches with the crust cut off.
Don't laugh at me. Karl (The Architect) Rove would have charged the RNC millions for that advice, which I freely donate. (I mercifully left out the flag-waving Fouth-of-July Picnic commercials featuring diverse faces, including the smiling mulatto couple. They were busy on a Democrat shoot)
What might actually beat the Democrats? How's about a PROGRAM, A Plan, and some Leaders who can sell it. Half the electorate does not vote. Let's go get'em!
Or we can pay Karl, and let Mitt put them back to their ignorant slumber with a billion-dollar "campaign.".