... you was lookin' for a soul to steal.
You was in a bind 'cause you were way behind.
You was willing to make a deal....
When you came across this Laz man typin' on a forum and hittin' it hot.
And then you jumped upon a hickory stump and said "Boy, let me tell you what!"
"I guess you didn't know it, but I sometimes hit it, too.
And if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you.
Now you hit it pretty good there, boy, but give the USC his due.
I'll bet a diddle of gold against your soul 'cause I think I'm better than you."
The boy said, "My name's Laz A Mataz, and it might cause a fit,
But I'll take your bet; and you're gonna regret
'cause I'm the best that's ever hit."
Charlie Daniels is either going to die laughing, or kick your ass.
You flatter yourself .... ;-)