LOL! I love your post. I’ve got a sister like that too!
She also cannot possibly date any man that has money. He has to be a dirt poor stoner with a pickup truck that can pull her camper.
Oh and every time she gets her oil changed at the dealership, she ends up with a newer car. She works part-time too.
She is under the illusion that if anything happens, I will be her ATM just like my parents were.
And my brother hasn’t worked since he left LA in 1994. No wonder I moved away.