[iowacornman]

I will not do evil. I will not do lesser evil. I am sick of that.Bring me a real conservative— no blemishes— and know that I am legion.

[Repeal The 17th]

Others will do the lifting for you.
You just stay at home and hide under your bed, OK?

[tinyowl]

Obama tied up CornMan's two sons and CornMan.

He said "corn man - I can shoot two of your sons, or I can shoot one, which will it be? Answer me in 3 seconds or I'll shoot all three a' you folks."

Cornman re-states "I will not do evil. I will not do lesser evil."

And that, students, is how the CornMen met Darwin.