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To: billorites

On herself, desperate for a man: “My parents had a sign, ‘Last girl before thruway.’ I’d get an obscene phone call. I’d say, ‘Hold on a minute, let me get a cigarette.’ ”


7 posted on 09/06/2014 6:01:33 AM PDT by Labyrinthos
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To: Labyrinthos
On herself, desperate for a man: “My parents had a sign, ‘Last girl before thruway.’ I’d get an obscene phone call. I’d say, ‘Hold on a minute, let me get a cigarette.’ ”

She wasn't beyond using herself as the butt of a joke, but on one occasion it backfired. She was working the audience one night on the Johnny Carson show and really had them going; they were rolling in the aisles. Then suddenly she quipped "I'm so ugly that when I was born my mother took one look at me and demanded an abortion." Immediately the audience went dead, stony silent. The transition was amazing.

17 posted on 09/06/2014 6:31:12 AM PDT by Mr Ramsbotham (Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
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I love her sense of humor.

She was so delightfully and shamelessly raunchy.

44 posted on 09/06/2014 7:52:31 AM PDT by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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