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1 posted on 09/13/2014 6:17:57 AM PDT by Olog-hai
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Monkeying Around? Gov’t Reportedly Spending $3.9M to Study Drunken Primates

These would be Obama voters?

2 posted on 09/13/2014 6:20:06 AM PDT by Navy Patriot (America, a Rule of Mob nation)
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Didn't the dim party and libtards spent 8 years doing this by “studying” president Bush? /s my other comment is self deleted.
3 posted on 09/13/2014 6:21:07 AM PDT by bravo whiskey (we shouldn't fear the government. the government should fear us.)
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This is an outrage.

The feds need to come up with funds - as in right now - to provide these monkeys trauma counseling.

4 posted on 09/13/2014 6:22:14 AM PDT by gunsequalfreedom (Conservative is not a label of convenience. It is a guide to your actions.)
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Did they study differences between primates who had alcohol given to them vs us primates who have to buy our own?


5 posted on 09/13/2014 6:26:01 AM PDT by posterchild (It takes a politician to declare a settled science.)
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Probably increases their autoerotic activities. </seinfeldreference>
7 posted on 09/13/2014 6:26:58 AM PDT by Gamecock (Not responsible for errors resulting from posting via my "smart" phone.)
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8 posted on 09/13/2014 6:32:00 AM PDT by DannyTN
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Ferguson?


9 posted on 09/13/2014 6:32:23 AM PDT by rktman (Ethnicity: Nascarian. Race: Daytonafivehundrian)
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11 posted on 09/13/2014 6:42:26 AM PDT by FlJoePa
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12 posted on 09/13/2014 6:48:12 AM PDT by Brother Cracker (You are more likely to find krugerrands in a Cracker Jack box then 22 ammo at Wal-Mart)
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So they’ll find out the monkeys get drunk and fling their shit. Then they’ll sober up and fling their shit.


14 posted on 09/13/2014 7:00:34 AM PDT by Old Yeller (Obama: The turd that won't flush.)
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The study is for free here in Memphis.


16 posted on 09/13/2014 7:10:25 AM PDT by blackdog (There is no such thing as healing, only a balance between destructive and constructive forces.)
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Spend a couple of days in Ferguson, MO.


17 posted on 09/13/2014 7:25:39 AM PDT by IronJack
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The National Institutes of Health is reportedly spending $3.9 million over five years to study the effects of excessive drinking on monkeys. …

The subjects are all US Congresscritters I would bet.

18 posted on 09/13/2014 7:30:46 AM PDT by Don Corleone ("Oil the gun..eat the cannoli. Take it to the Mattress.")
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Gov’t Reportedly Spending $3.9M to Study Drunken Primates


19 posted on 09/13/2014 7:33:44 AM PDT by Iron Munro ("If you want to test a man's character, give him power." -- Abraham Lincoln)
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Note the drunken primates in Congress.


20 posted on 09/13/2014 7:35:44 AM PDT by onedoug
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21 posted on 09/13/2014 7:40:56 AM PDT by VRW Conspirator (The next DNC convention will be spoken in Spanish; Press 1 for English)
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Drunken primates? The methodology will be tricky: there aren’t that many chief bishops of national churches to study and most of them don’t get drunk all that often.

Oh, not that kind of primate? Sorry.

[:-)=======

(Orthodox monastic smiley)


22 posted on 09/13/2014 7:42:44 AM PDT by The_Reader_David (And when they behead your own people in the wars which are to come, then you will know...)
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“Gov’t Reportedly Spending $3.9M to Study Drunken Primates”

Does anyone know where one can volunteer?


23 posted on 09/13/2014 8:42:44 AM PDT by catnipman (Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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Socialism Is Legal Plunder - Bastiat

http://www.usdebtclock.org


26 posted on 09/13/2014 12:52:29 PM PDT by PGalt
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